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(Tile Image of the Great Seal of the UPGR, Assembly Building, Linusgrad)

About this site!
(What's really going on here)

Ok,ok, you've mannaged to check out the site and you're wondering what the heck is going on!?Is this GNUist thing real?What's this UPGR thingy anyway?Either that or you jusst want to find out what's going on ASAP.Well let me explain it.

If you want to maintain the fantasy that penguins have toppeled the USA and built a nation for geeks,leave now.I don't want to break your heart.

Ok here we go.

THIS IS A JOKE!!!!There is no real GNUist Party and no UPGR. The whole thing is a funny joke crafted by me,Matthew Adair. The whole thing started when an article was posted on Slashdot asking,esentially,if Communisim==Open Source Movement. Well,of course,except for the communal aspect of OSM,it's really free market economics.

But the gears turned in my head.What if OSM and GNU and Linux are all part of some vast conspiracy to create a world where information is free and shared in a bazaar-like system?I created in my head a revolution lead by the Linux mascot,Tux Penguin,that would destroy closed source software forever.If you want to see the original article posted to Humorix,a Linux humor site,on April 2,2000,follow this link.I later debunk the whole thing as a conspiracy, providing a link that leads the unsuspecting reader to this page.The joke is that there apparently really is a conspiracy,despite my rant. If your reading this now,then the joke's pretty much finished.

If you're curious,I will be continuing the UPGR plotline in Humorix and I will expand this page.I plan to have some fun here and I hope that this provides a way for you to laugh while you code/debug/beta-test/surf-the-web.Keep the OSM alive...I will too with my programs,and who knows,I may publish some of those programs when I get around to it.

Hope to see you around!
Matthew Adair

(PS. If you create any neat UPGR webpage buttons for your site, send them to me!I want my mail box to overflow with mail!I will credit you for anything you contribute,so feel free to help fill this page!)

Matthew "ComradePenguin" Adair
email: linux_ys@yahoo.com